I'm a Nut

I'm an acorn, small and round, lying on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me - that is why I'm cracked, you see.
I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut!

Called myself on the telephone, just to see if I was home.
Ask me on a little date, picked me up at half past eight.
I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut!

Took myself to the movie show, stayed too late and said "Let's go!"
Grabbed my hand and led me out, drove me home and gave a shout.
I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut - I'm a nut!

Whew!